I do not like you, STATcare clock
For three whole hours you tick and tock.
The folks around me are in shock
Because I cough and cough and cough.
I do not like it that you say
“We need to do a chest X-ray
For your insurance this will pay!”
I tell you that my care is not
The kind Michele Obama’s got
And I cannot afford to pay
For a silly chest X-ray.
I do not like the way you say
I will prescribe you this pill “A”
Because Insurance you have got.
And then I tell you I have not
Insurance like Obama’s chillin’
And you say Amoxicillian.
I do not like the clerks who say
Please, lady, don’t pay us today
You have insurance we must bill!
And if later they don’t pay
You can come again to pay!